I would also prefer you didn't make image descriptions of my photos and artwork; if you feel it's really necessary, ask me to do it for you. I'm rather sensitive about being misinterpreted.
sometimes i type like an asshole, it's because i get tired and have bad RSI in my wrists and love slang and the absurd.
I just spent two minutes staring into my fridge, explaining to a bottle of Canada Dry that I’m very sorry, but I can’t drink any Canada anything today; maybe tomorrow.
i am going to gather my coins and go get one can of Canada Dry, and drink it. OBTUSE DAY.